Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.
Life, huh? (via gettingahealthybody)

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mydrunkkitchen:

Literally what I was raised to believe


sourwolves:

"i wouldn’t kill him, because he looked as frightened as i was. i looked at him… and i saw myself."

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Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.
I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.

I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

(via mydrunkkitchen)


apaynedvision:

bbglasses:

freshphotons:

1ml beaker.

tiny science

equiphoria I read this in your voice. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

apaynedvision Sorry not sorry. XD

apaynedvision:

bbglasses:

freshphotons:

1ml beaker.

tiny science

equiphoria I read this in your voice. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

apaynedvision Sorry not sorry. XD

ourtimeorg:

Infuriating. Act now to raise the wage: http://wefb.it/RDFkx4

ourtimeorg:

Infuriating. Act now to raise the wage: http://wefb.it/RDFkx4


birdandmoon:

Venomous vs poisonous! The animals are: northern copperhead, cane toad, tiger keelback snake, hooded pitohui, northern short-tailed shrew.

birdandmoon:

Venomous vs poisonous! The animals are: northern copperhead, cane toad, tiger keelback snake, hooded pitohui, northern short-tailed shrew.

(via apaynedvision)


tokidokiloki:

Coulson’s got competition.

Here’s the Original Comic, redrawn with permission.

Please do not repost or delete this caption.

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Q
top six ways to insult boys
Anonymous
A

farandolae:

mamamantis:

  1. purposefully forget their names
  2. any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
  3. extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
  4. "hold this." stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
  5. "sorry, what? i wasn’t listening" rinse and repeat
  6. tilt yr head. make a cute face. “awwwwww”

the boy tears in the notes are amazing




silveronthefloor:

LOOK AT HOW PROUD THEY ALL ARE LIKE LOOK AT THIS I MADE THIS.


the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

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dscovery:

dscovery:

dscovery:

i’m doing a giveaway because i just reached my goal and i’m very happy and ily all

includes:

  • iphone 5 (i’ve just upgraded so i’m not using it)
  • Ultraviolence CD
  • all of my favourite books
  • American Apparel matte top coat 
  • Holographic effect nail varnish
  • 5 barry M nail varnishes

rules:

  • mbf me
  • reblog this post, likes count aswell but you MUST reblog for it to count

for a higher chance:

  • reblog it multiple times as your url will be entered into the draw more times!
  • follow my instagram here

i will choose when i am happy with the notes but it will definitely be in July! Good luck everyone x

Just to answer some questions I’m frequently getting:

-The shipping is worldwide
-I will be choosing on the 17th July

CHOOSING IN AROUND ONE HOUR

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